Roses are red Violets are blue Poems
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You weren’t my first choice.
but what can we do?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your Facebook is private
So your Instagram will do.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m going to bed
So how about you?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Why do you laugh?
Am I a joke to you?
Roses are red
Grass is green
I love your legs
and what’s in between.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I forgot that i had
A job interview.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Skirts are up
Pants are down
Roses are red
violets are blue
If I had a brick
I’d throw it at you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Poems are hard
oh my…and so are you!
Roses are red
Violets are not
You always were nice
But not that hot.
Roses are red.
My name is Dave.
This makes no sense.
Microwave.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I just wanna hook up
with you!
Roses are red
violets are blue,
Fog is dense
and so is you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I’m using my hand
But i’m thinking of you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
What I thought was vaseline
Turned out to be glue!
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You fart like a pig.
But I’m still into you.
Roses are red
violets are blue
I was the favorite child
and then they had you!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
love is passionate
Just not with you!
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I’m color blind,
Sorry for confusing you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
These joke is getting old,
And so are you.
Roses are red
and so are your lips
just wait ’til you see me
wiggling my hips!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
this relationship is over
so go get a clue!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I am not a psycho
but still WE love you!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m using my hand
just thinking of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours
Belong to the zoo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ll never ever
stop loving you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty
What happened to you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
You look like a donkey
And smell like one, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I would spank you
for being naughty too!
Roses are red.
Boobs are forever.
So what are we waiting?
Let’s get together!
Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody calls me
Forever alone.
My roses are red
But my violets keep dying
Is it because I buried my husband there?
Or is it the fertilizer I’m buying?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
out of my five fingers
I save the middle one for you.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
A face like yours, should be kept at the Zoo
Don’t feel angry I’ll be there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My life gone to hell
When I met you!
Roses are red
Your face is funny
But at least you’ll save money
Shopping for Halloween!
Roses are Red, Violets are blue Jokes
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m colorblind, what about you?
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I really messed up, now what can I do?
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, coffee is bitter, And so are you.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, garbage gets dumped, and so do you.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can’t rhyme, that much is true.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m a cougar, how old are you?
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and laugh like one, too.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, There’s always someone, who’s better than you.
Roses are red
Wine is red
Have you looked outside recently?
Let’s stay in bed.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m hoping this poem, will get me a screw.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m allergic to flowers, aaaachooo!!
- Roses are red, Tulips are yellow, and you seem like such, a nice fellow.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to order pizza, and watch movies with you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, just keep your flowers, and your poems, too.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, and I have a gun, get in the van!
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, one ripped condom, created you.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I finally have a babe, now what do I do?
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like poetry, But i hate you.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, nobody’s wrong, except maybe you.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, if bears are coming, I’ll run faster than you.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, if I were you, I’d want me too.
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m wearing my mask, why aren’t you?
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, watch out, zombies are coming for you!
- Roses are red, Violets are blue, beer costs less, than a dinner for two.
- Laugh with funny quotes and memes.
- Funny Quotes about friends.
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